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I found an interesting website for those of you who would like to know at which market you buy the cheapest fruits and vegetables in Belgrade. This barometer of markets shows prices at different markets (Kalenic, Green Market, Skadarlija, etc) but due to the Serbian language I cannot tell you if they also speak about the quality. But good news, the english version is under construction. (posted by Christina, 22/12/2007)
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And yes, I am proud of this score.. (posted by Jitze, 19/12/2007)
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Our friend Addy just asked if I can arrange tickets for the European Songcontest 2008. According to this article it will be organised in the Beogradska Arena. So far I did not read anything else in the local media, probably because I cannot read Serbian..... (posted by Jitze, 16/12/2007)
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This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania. This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State's letter before you get to the response letter.

The Dam



SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County

Dear Mr. DeVries:

It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity: Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond

A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity. A review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been issued. Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.

The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams partially failed during a recent rain event, causing debris and flooding at downstream locations.

We find that dams of this nature are inherently hazardous and cannot be permitted.

The Department therefore orders you to cease and desist all activities at this location, and to restore the stream to a free-flow condition by removing all wood and brush forming the dams from the stream channel. All restoration work shall be completed no later than January 31, 2006.

Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed so that a follow-up site inspection may be scheduled by our staff. Failure to comply with this request or any further unauthorized activity on the site may result in this case being referred for elevated enforcement action.. We anticipate and would appreciate your full cooperation in this matter. Please feel free to contact me at this office if you have any questions.

Sincerely,

David L.. Price
District Representative and Water Management Division.


Here is the actual response sent back by Mr. DeVries:

Re: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County

Dear Mr. Price,

Your certified letter dated 12/17/02 has been handed to me to respond to. I am the legal landowner but not the Contractor at 2088 Dagget Lane, Trout Run, Pennsylvania.

A couple of beavers are in the (State unauthorized) process of constructing and maintaining two wood "debris" dams across the outlet stream of my Spring Pond. While I did not pay for, authorize, nor supervise their dam project, I think they would be highly offended that you call their skillful use of natures building materials "debris."

I would like to challenge your department to attempt to emulate their dam project any time and/or any place you choose. I believe I can safely state there is no way you could ever match their dam skills, their dam resourcefulness, their dam ingenuity, their dam persistence, their dam determination and/or their dam work ethic.





These are the beavers/contractors you are seeking. As to your request, I do not think the beavers are aware that they must first fill out a dam permit prior to the start of this type of dam activity.

My first dam question to you is:
(1) Are you trying to discriminate against my Spring Pond Beavers, or

(2) do you require all beavers throughout this State to conform to said dam request?

If you are not discriminating against these particular beavers, through the Freedom of Information Act, I request completed copies of all those other applicable beaver dam permits that have been issued.

(Perhaps we will see if there really is a dam violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental
Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.)

I have several concerns. My first concern is, aren't the beavers entitled to legal representation? The Spring Pond Beavers are financially destitute and are unable to pay for said representation -- so the State will have to provide them with a dam lawyer. The Department's dam concern that either one or both of the dams failed during a recent rain event, causing flooding, is proof that this is a natural occurrence, which the Department is required to protect. In other words, we should leave the Spring Pond Beavers alone rather than harassing them and calling them dam names.

If you want the stream "restored" to a dam free-flow condition please contact the beavers -- but if you are going to arrest them, they obviously did not pay any attention to your dam letter, they being unable to read English.

In my humble opinion, the Spring Pond Beavers have a right to build their unauthorized dams as long as the sky is blue, the grass is green and water flows downstream. They have more dam rights than I do to live and enjoy Spring Pond. If the Department of Natural Resources and Environmental Protection lives up to its name, it should protect the natural resources (Beavers) and the environment (Beavers' Dams).

So, as far as the beavers and I are concerned, this dam case can be referred for more elevated enforcement action right now. Why wait until 1/31/2006? The Spring Pond Beavers may be under the dam ice then and there will be no way for you or your dam staff to contact/harass them.

In conclusion, I would like to bring to your attention to a real environmental quality, health, problem in the area. It is the bears! Bears are actually defecating in our woods. I definitely believe you should be persecuting the defecating bears and leave the beavers alone. If you are going to investigate the beaver dam, watch your step! The bears are not careful where they dump!

Being unable to comply with your dam request, and being unable to contact you on your dam answering machine, I am sending this response to your dam office.

THANK YOU,

RYAN DEVRIES
& THE DAM BEAVERS

(posted by Jitze, 13/12/2007)
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Just some information about an upcoming exhibition "Art on Wood" by Gordana Nikolic Galocha. Opening night of the exhibition will be on November 23rd, 6pm at the Diplomatic Club, Bulevar JNA 317, Belgrade. (posted by Christina, 20/11/2007)
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Last week I heard there is a new ice skating rink opened in New Belgrade. I couldn't find a website for exact details, but I know where it is located. On Bulevar Jurija Gagarina (blok 62) opposite of the Chinese market (blok 70), it's called Beo star. According to some people who play ice hockey it is a great place. Also if you want to go for "normal" ice skating, you can rent skates for about 100 dinar per hour. I have not been able to check it out myself but I will in the coming weeks. (posted by Christina, 20/11/2007)
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Mirjana wrote: (in our comments box)

Hello,

I googled your site as I searched for Pozarevac, which happens to be my home town. I noticed your comment about Bambi cookies, so I thought you needed a bit of clarification why is everyone so proud of them.

Plazma, the very jewel of bambi cookies, is much like Graham cookies in North America and I presume in Western Europe. They are a foundation for many cake recepies and have a very similar taste to Graham cookies, so you can buy Plazma crumbs. Ask any Canadian or American what cookies should be considered a classic, and they will mention Graham cookies, as the unique tasting ones.

Not to mention that Bambi is probably one of the few factories that was working profitabily throughout all the years of crisis and economic distress. Hope this gives you a bit more of clarification.

Our Pozarevac page (posted by Jitze, 15/11/2007)
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Delta City has opened its doors! Of course I did not go on November 1st, too crowded, but I went last Thursday. Wow, amazing what mr. Delta built here. The shopping mall is huge, lots of shops, food court, great playground for children (150 dinar for 30 minutes, just drop your kids off and go shopping). Movie theatres, bowling alley, everything you need on a rainy day in one place. Parking space inside and outside, I was lucky to find a place indoors near the entrance of the Super Maxi which is located at level 0. After looking around for about 3 hours I did my groceries and went home. OK, enough advertisement for Delta City, just check it out yourself. (posted by Christina, 10/11/2007)
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